Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No…
Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No…
Boy: Good! *Walks away*

Yo mama so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already worldwide.

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww… Yes!!!

Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me

Teacher: What’s the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Student: Bamba’lakkadi Jimba.
Teacher: I don’t understand anything you said.
Student: Same here.

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.
Student: Sorry my mom wouldn’t let me go so far.

A teacher asked a student: What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered: ‘Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students’

A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.”

The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said, “You cannot do this, I’m a congressman!”

The thief replied, “In that case, give me MY money!”



Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Wife: “What does that mean?”
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Jon and Ron are brothers. Their teacher told them to write an essay about Dog. After checking the essays, the teacher said: ‘Why both the essays are the same?’

Ron: Sir, our pet dog is same.

Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge. You have to take one of them. Which one you should choose?
Student: Money.

Teacher: I would have taken knowledge. But why do you take money?
Student: I have the lack of money that’s why. You have the lack of knowledge. That’s why

Teacher: Tom! I know you are bad at spelling. That’s why I told you to write down this sentence 10 times. Why did you write only 4 times?

Tom: Sir, I am bad at math too.